Vogon Poem Generator

See, see the Drunk sky
Marvel at its big yellow depths.
Tell me, Erna do you
Wonder why the frog ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel hungover.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your gramse cake facial growth
That looks like
An egg.
What’s more, it knows
Your disco potting shed
Smells of eye.
Everything under the big Drunk sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm feet.

Vogon Poem Generator

3 Replies to “Vogon Poem Generator”

  1. Losing Faith
    Slender beams of moonlight enter
    this darkened chamber as I kneel,
    always lost, always silent,
    frozen here,
    waiting.
    Angelic forms wrought in panes of glass loom as
    dust dances in the air,
    forming an image in my mind,
    sparing not my darkened flesh.
    Tears on a deathless face.
    I raise my head, now crying out for
    this uncaring truth.

  2. Dark Love
    It is a night of darkness, a song of dark desire,
    Wolves vent their loneliness. The beautiful one
    Awakes.
    Evil shrouds her stalking form,
    An everlasting desire.
    Her inky black hair cascades over
    Pale and delicate shoulders, and her
    Full blood red lips part slightly, to taste the
    Death streaming from the
    Pale flesh beneath
    her.
    Now a night of darkness,
    I awaken.

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